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if u were a vegetable, what would u be?
they asked me that question just now. i paused. in my mind, i saw veggie tales and remembered what the squat, round talking veggie was.
"i think i would be a turnip."
hey, i asked 'em all what led to this question. 
the room erupted into earthquakes and storms of rocks. took us all a full 10 minutes to settle. "it's for the salad bowl - no, the salad bar," one of them replied.
oh, boy. all this, as we emerged from a three-day weekend. and then we turned back to oprah.
