i'm an STD eJtAStiC85 (9:37:27 PM): hi!
ulanmaya (9:37:32 PM): hey hey
ulanmaya (9:37:33 PM): how r u
eJtAStiC85 (9:37:38 PM): guess wut?
eJtAStiC85 (9:37:42 PM): u'r an STD!!!
eJtAStiC85 (9:37:46 PM): and so am i
ulanmaya (9:37:47 PM): huh??
eJtAStiC85 (9:37:48 PM): and u'r mom
ulanmaya (9:37:52 PM): excuse me!!!
eJtAStiC85 (9:37:54 PM): and my sisters
eJtAStiC85 (9:37:59 PM): and everybody we know r all STD's
ulanmaya (9:37:59 PM): u r in trouble, buddy
eJtAStiC85 (9:38:11 PM): i learned that in class today
ulanmaya (9:38:13 PM): everybody and their mamas
eJtAStiC85 (9:38:16 PM): yep
ulanmaya (9:38:22 PM): so what are std's?
eJtAStiC85 (9:38:42 PM): cuz pregnancy is clinically deemed a diseased state due to bodily homeostasis disruption
eJtAStiC85 (9:38:53 PM): cuz u'r hormones r outa whack and all
eJtAStiC85 (9:38:59 PM): and ur organs r pushed around
eJtAStiC85 (9:39:03 PM): all that jazz
ulanmaya (9:39:16 PM): you cannot be pregnant
ulanmaya (9:39:18 PM): and i am not
ulanmaya (9:39:22 PM): so i don't get it
ulanmaya (9:39:25 PM): r u ok?
ulanmaya (9:39:31 PM): u must be studying :-)
eJtAStiC85 (9:39:31 PM): but we were sexually transmited during conception
eJtAStiC85 (9:39:46 PM): no no... don't have it... we ARE it
ulanmaya (9:39:58 PM): eh?
eJtAStiC85 (9:40:01 PM): nevermind
ulanmaya (9:40:05 PM): AHAHAHAHA
eJtAStiC85 (9:40:08 PM): sigh
eJtAStiC85 (9:40:10 PM): too much studying
ulanmaya (9:40:13 PM): what does it stand for?
eJtAStiC85 (9:40:13 PM): too much studying
eJtAStiC85 (9:40:21 PM): STD?
ulanmaya (9:40:33 PM): STuDying
ulanmaya (9:40:36 PM): that must be it
eJtAStiC85 (9:40:41 PM): sexually transmitted disease... last time i checked
ulanmaya (9:40:43 PM): you're a stud
ulanmaya (9:40:44 PM): AHAHAHAHA
eJtAStiC85 (9:40:49 PM): ...
eJtAStiC85 (9:40:51 PM): riiiiiight
ulanmaya (9:40:52 PM): ohhhhhhh
ulanmaya (9:40:54 PM): i get it
ulanmaya (9:40:55 PM): ahahahahaha
eJtAStiC85 (9:40:58 PM): no u don't
eJtAStiC85 (9:41:02 PM): :-P
ulanmaya (9:41:03 PM): i'm not a disease, yanno
ulanmaya (9:41:06 PM): i'm an epidemic
ulanmaya (9:41:08 PM): woot!
eJtAStiC85 (9:41:10 PM): sigh
eJtAStiC85 (9:41:20 PM): u busy?
ulanmaya (9:41:26 PM): sorta
eJtAStiC85 (9:41:29 PM): k nevmind
eJtAStiC85 (9:41:42 PM): i'll just say hi then
eJtAStiC85 (9:41:43 PM): hi
ulanmaya (9:41:44 PM): who is robert sheets with the department of commerce and economic opportunity?
ulanmaya (9:41:52 PM): would that be illinois or u.s.?
ulanmaya (9:42:01 PM): how come you didn't specify that on the press release?
eJtAStiC85 (9:42:08 PM): wut press release?
ulanmaya (9:42:08 PM): bad bad PR people!!!
ulanmaya (9:42:17 PM): hi there
eJtAStiC85 (9:42:19 PM): r u sure u'r talking to the right person?
ulanmaya (9:42:28 PM): it doesn't matter anymore
ulanmaya (9:42:29 PM): nothing matters
eJtAStiC85 (9:42:35 PM): ...
ulanmaya (9:42:37 PM): i'm not an illness
eJtAStiC85 (9:42:39 PM): don't kill urself now
eJtAStiC85 (9:42:43 PM): hahahaha
eJtAStiC85 (9:42:49 PM): no u'r a disease
ulanmaya (9:42:56 PM): i'm an epidemic
eJtAStiC85 (9:43:00 PM): ok ok ok
ulanmaya (9:43:01 PM): i infect everyone
eJtAStiC85 (9:43:06 PM): i hope not
eJtAStiC85 (9:43:13 PM): that would make u a whore
ulanmaya (9:43:16 PM): ewww
ulanmaya (9:43:26 PM): i don't have much resources
eJtAStiC85 (9:43:28 PM): attttte
ulanmaya (9:43:32 PM): let's not go there
ulanmaya (9:43:35 PM): ahahahaha
eJtAStiC85 (9:43:38 PM): eeeeew
ulanmaya (9:43:44 PM): that should be aaaaate to you, buddy
eJtAStiC85 (9:43:46 PM): yucky
ulanmaya (9:43:51 PM): you're spelling it wrong
eJtAStiC85 (9:43:53 PM): hahaha
eJtAStiC85 (9:43:54 PM): fine
eJtAStiC85 (9:43:56 PM): aaaaaaaaaaaate
eJtAStiC85 (9:44:03 PM): depends whre u stress it tho
eJtAStiC85 (9:44:08 PM): sigh
ulanmaya (9:44:15 PM): i wonder how you say attttte
ulanmaya (9:44:16 PM): whatda
eJtAStiC85 (9:44:26 PM): tttttte
eJtAStiC85 (9:44:32 PM): iono
ulanmaya (9:44:34 PM): ...
eJtAStiC85 (9:44:40 PM): temporalis
eJtAStiC85 (9:44:44 PM): hehehe
eJtAStiC85 (9:45:01 PM): one of the muscles of mastication
ulanmaya (9:45:02 PM): temporary infection?
ulanmaya (9:45:15 PM): i'm not a cow!
eJtAStiC85 (9:45:16 PM): no it's a muscle in the side of u'r head that helps u chew
eJtAStiC85 (9:45:24 PM): ???
ulanmaya (9:45:26 PM): ohhh
ulanmaya (9:45:34 PM): cows chew = they masticate :-D
eJtAStiC85 (9:45:38 PM): and then there's the orbicular oris... and the pterygoids
eJtAStiC85 (9:45:42 PM): and buccinators
eJtAStiC85 (9:45:48 PM): and massaters
eJtAStiC85 (9:45:51 PM): we all masticate
eJtAStiC85 (9:45:54 PM): its called chewing
eJtAStiC85 (9:45:55 PM): geez
ulanmaya (9:46:19 PM): awww... it's ok. it'll get better soon. you'll see :-)
eJtAStiC85 (9:46:25 PM): ???
eJtAStiC85 (9:46:27 PM): huh
ulanmaya (9:46:37 PM): you're not talking straight anymore
ulanmaya (9:46:40 PM): you must be studying
ulanmaya (9:46:43 PM): it'll be over soon
eJtAStiC85 (9:46:47 PM): i guess
ulanmaya (9:46:51 PM): and then you'll want to be a student again
ulanmaya (9:46:53 PM): yay! :-)
eJtAStiC85 (9:47:02 PM): shrug
ulanmaya (9:47:40 PM): heeeeehehehe thanks for making me laugh, ej! :-)
eJtAStiC85 (9:48:22 PM): ok... if i call a girl... and she calls me back... and we both miss each other's calls... does that mean i'm supposed to call her back... or does that mean she's not interested?
ulanmaya (9:49:19 PM): AHAHAHAHA
ulanmaya (9:49:23 PM): i'm sorry to laugh  ¶ 7/27/2005 10:40:00 PM